Novels

21st Century Blues

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The Book of the Century, being the life and times of Chaff Chaffinch, the famous Stylite, sometime Archbishop of Canterbury, Leader of the revolution of 2024, Saviour of the World, etcetera, etcetera. Spoken by himself, mostly in the year 2099, up a pole in Ethiopia, and written down by his long-suffering disciple and lost soul, Tadese Mblook.

This is the novel of the BBC radio series 21st Century Blues which predicted the century we now inhabit in a manner hilarious, satirical, moving and chillingly prescient...

published by Hodder & Stoughton, 1995    ISBN 0-340-61841-8

"The only thing we have to fear is each other and everybody else."

Francis A. Sanchez, President of the U.S.A. (Eastern League), 2060

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22nd Century Blues

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The Book of the Century, being the life and incredible times of Muggeridge Chaffinch, who left England during the final days of the Anita government to travel far into the stars, first as prefect of H.M.S. Billingsgate, later as Archbishop of Bunnyland. Written in the year 2199 on the planet Cats-by-Nowhere, witnessed and with a prologue by J.W. Mathis, false man.

This is the sequel to 21st Century Blues, carrying on Steve Walker's detailed history of the future of mankind, through the eyes of a galactic pastor and a WW1 brass robot...

published by Hodder & Stoughton, 1996    ISBN 0-340-66663-3

"I never met anyone who left Earth who regretted it."

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Plethora of Gits

A serial killer who only kills comedians is stabbing, strangling and pulverizing his way through British funnyfolk...
Only Chief Superintendent Windscale of Scotland Yard, the fattest detective ever to pass wind, can find out who the killer is and save the surviving members of this plethora of gits.

Windscale! A gigantic new detective hero! 650 pounds! Cruel! Brutal! Dim! Clueless! He always gets his man because he arrests everybody! But if he's arrested everybody and everybody's innocent, perhaps he did it himself!

published by Hodder & Stoughton, 1996    ISBN 0-340-62494-9 & 0-340-65818-5

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