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HERE FOLLOWS A RECENT STATEMENT UPON THE CURRENT CRISIS IN IRAQ,
BY THE MINISTER FOR CHEESE AND JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE :
Our system of total government is under threat from those who are using their poverty to make our economic ignorance make us look ridiculous and to spoil our passion for cheese. War, of course, must be a last resort, but not to those of us - and I am proud to say that I am one - who have completely forgotten that we are not living in the past, and all our fears that harbingers of evil will spoil our passion for cheese makes anything we want to do fully justified in the eyes of the God none of us believe in. Cheese will be served in the foyer after this debate, where the moral climate is so rabid that stormclouds have formed around the brows of the statues of our former glorious warmongers. Do the ayes have it, honourable members?
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